All Episodes
Displaying 391 - 415 of 415 in total
#26 – Premature Ejection
Chuck Nazty signs for 6 more years at $108-$116 million (the oldest player to get over $100 mil at 32). What are the implications for possibly next year’s free agents ...

#25 - Home Runs and Grand Slams and Steals, Oh My!
The Season has begun and we are so freakin' excited! Pottymouth takes an early lead in the Boyfriend Fantasy League but there's a long way to go yet, so stay tuned. O...

#24 - Special Guest: Mako Oliveras
In our last episode before the season, Patti and Pottymouth spend some time with Max “Mako” Oliveras, who has a 50-year history as a player, coach, and manager working...

#22 - Battle of the Cy Youngs
Youth and age in Major League Baseball: Why can't players 30 and over get multi-year deals? Also this week, Patti & Pottymouth pick their Boyfriend League pitchers. P...

#21 – Juiced Balls Flying!
Shohei Ohtani warms up with the Angels but the Dodgers get the hot tub flu, all in this week's episode! Patti learns that last year's balls were different. Could that ...

#20 – Watchin' The Crotch Cam
We're watching baseball again! Yay for Spring Training! Patti & Pottymouth get a little teary-eyed talking about MLB teams' reactions to the horror at Stoneman Douglas...

#19 – An Adorable Season Two Opener!
Spring Training for the 2018 Major League Baseball Season has begun, and so has Season 2 of No Crying In Baseball! This week Patti & Pottymouth pick their Boston Red ...

#18 – Season 1 Finale
It's the end of the first season of No Crying In Baseball! With so many players are still sitting on the hot stove, will the Major League Baseball Players Association ...

#17 - Big Papi Needs a Job!
As the Hot Stove draws to a close, Pottymouth has a favorite new TV show and Patti has thoughts on the Cleveland Indians decision to (semi-) retire their racist logo, ...

#16 - 2018 Hall of Fame Boyfriends!
In this special episode, Patti & Pottymouth talk about their 2018 Baseball Hall of Fame inductee boyfriends: Vlad Guerrero, Chipper Jones, Trevor Hoffman, and Jim Thom...

#15 – Crying in Football and Soccer
As the Hot Stove simmers on Patti and the Pottymouth trade talk about Austin Jackson, Yu Darvish, and Christian Yelich, with a little Nate Silver on the side.This week...

#14 – Catchers, Collusion, and Countdowns
Patti exposes possible MLB owner collusion and Pottymouth frets over the future of Mookie Betts in wild world of arbitration. Also, Rob Manfred schedules a meeting wit...

#13 - An Oogie Episode
Thirteen episodes into the MLB hot stove and there's no reason to be bored - not when big shot sports agent Jason Wood gets busted for having a hidden camera in his sh...

#12 – Second Place In Testicular Torsion
A lukewarm week for the Hot Stove tries to get Patti down, so the Pottymouth picks a fight with Rougned Odor, and El Jefe leaves the room when he hears Adrian Beltre d...

#11 - Sorry Not Sorry New Year
It's the last day of 2017 with Patti and the Pottymouth, who offer their comprehensive expertise to Derek Jeter, explore the invention of the high five, and send a lit...

#10 - Sayin' Azzz-Waaa-Hey!
Patti and the Pottymouth hate on Derek Jeter, ponder another mega-trade including Adrian Gonzalez, find solace in holiday romance when they learn that Orel Hershiser o...

#9 - Schoop-Schoop-ee-doop
Patti and the Pottymouth send love notes to Shohei Ohtani, redeem Pottymouth's Hall Of Fame error, and pick their Orioles and Mets boyfriends. BONUS: Is Derek Jeter t...

#8 – A Donkey Named Donald
Patti and the Pottymouth laugh about new Yankees' skipper Aaron Boone and his experience-by-osmosis, the newest Angel Shohei Ohtani, the future of Manny Machado, and f...

#7 – Spicy!
Patti and the Pottymouth go Ohtani courtin', pick their White Sox and Phillies boyfriends, and ask tough questions about sexual harassment in baseball in this week's e...

#6 – Crime & Punishment
Patti and the Pottymouth discuss Hall of Fame favorites, a 20-second pitch clock, and international cash transfers in the latest episode of No Crying in Baseball. And,...

#5 – HOT HOT HOT
Patti and the Pottymouth hunker down for the Hot Stove and talk about Gold Gloves, MVPs, and the long cold wait for Spring Training.

#4 – Crystal Mojo
Patti and the Pottymouth nurse their baseball season hangovers with Springer, Altuve, and Mr. Morton, as they give their final thoughts on the 2017 World Series and lo...

#3 – I Like to Dodge
Bat-licking and literal love consume Patti and the Pottymouth as they review Games 4 and 5 and get ready for 6 and 7 of the 2017 World Series. Oh, and boyfriends: Jo...

#2 – Ginger Beard and Blue Hair
Two games into the 2017 World Series, Patti and the Pottymouth gripe about manager musical chairs, cheer their WS boyfriends, and express their deep disapproval of cel...

#1 – BBBFFs!
Baseball boyfriends, beards, and the attention of Puerto Ricans are all covered in this pre 2017 World Series inaugural edition of No Crying in Baseball!
