All Episodes
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Party at Napoli’s
Patti and the Pottymouth fangirled in Cleveland over the All-Star Break. Patti cried meeting Omar Vizquel (“I love Omar”) and Pottymouth stammered during the No Crying...
Don’t Pull a Puig in London
Patti and The Pottymouth are packing their bags for All-Star Weekend in Cleveland, the land of Patti’s birth.
The White Sox and The Nationals are in First Place
Breaking up is hard to do. Cleveland broke up with Leonys Martin, and so must Pottymouth. Patti and the Nationals say goodbye to Trevor Rosenthal, he of the formerly i...
Pottymouth Votes for Mike Trout. Because of Weather.
When did stealing home get to be a thing? Current boyfriend Leonys Martin just did it, and so did former boyfriend Elvis Andrus, and even never-gonna-be-a-boyfriend Ro...
Keuchel and Kimbrel Keep Their Beards
The Nationals do Pride right, but Patti may still write a letter about rainbow jerseys. Big Papi, David Ortiz, heads to Boston for medical care after the shooting in S...
Thoughts, Prayers, and Protective Netting
Is it drafty in here? Pottymouth 1) overviews the MLB draft process in which >1200 high school and college boys get a shot at their dreams, 2) plays the tiny violins f...
Barack Obama is the Best Baseball Boyfriend
Former President Barack Obama hits a first-pitch double, completes a touchdown pass, buys organic produce and recognizes greatness in the children attending after-scho...
Ian Kinsler Out-Pottymouths the Pottymouth
Today’s baseball math includes Victor Robles + Matt Grace = Patti, and Patti + Matt Grace = Gerardo Parra. Yes, it is a birthday / no GoT spoilers show.
Gerardo Parra is Our New Best Friend
Pottymouth’s old Dodger BF Kiké Hernandez works some magic for her new BF Justin Turner and Addison Frickin’ Russell is back.
Getting Fancy with the Stats
Patti and the Pottymouth welcome Jenn Rubenstein of @QueerFancyStats to talk using gmLI, wOBA, and spreadsheets in the service of good.
Carter Kieboom and Vlad, Jr.: The Kids Get to Play!
Two #1 prospects got the call this past weekend and Vladimir Guerrero, Jr. and Carter Kieboom did NOT disappoint. The Youthquake hit Nats Park as Juan Soto and Victor ...
All Flip, No Drill: Standing with Tim Anderson
Patti and The Pottymouth set up the context around the Tim Anderson fracas/ruckus/bruhaha. Can’t ignore that he’s the only African-American player on the White Sox.
“If Trevor Rosenthal Pitches to Chris Davis” is So Last Week
Trevor Rosenthal records three outs and Chris Davis has a three hit game, and all the best memes are over. It turns out that Ozzie Albies’ team-friendly extension is n...
Puig Fuels the Fracas
Patti comes This Close to swearing like a sailor when Trump calls off MLB’s agreement with Cuba. Boyfriend Ronald Acuña, Jr. signs a deal for life-changing money, Chri...
Pottymouth Keeps it PG-13
We meet almost-12-yr-old Shalvah Lazarus, from DC Girls Baseball. If her pitching and first base skills are like her passion and poise as an ambassador for the game, o...
How many Margaritas can I get for this Chihuahua?
Patti cross-trains for Opening Day by rocking her March Madness bracket. Pottymouth warms up with early morning baseball in Japan (thanks for everything, Ichiro).
MLB Makes Teams Hock Up Their Loogies
Pottymouth is in Ted Williams heaven and Patti wallows at the top of the Misery Index as we kick off the St. Patti’s Day show.
We Say “A-Rod” and “Mets” Way Too Many Times
Daylight Savings Time and breakfast beer render us incapable of avoiding Alex Rodriquez’s engagement to Jennifer Lopez.
Patti Wears her Bryce Harper Shirt for the Last Time
We get past the feels to discuss the bigger picture of Bryce Harper’s record-setting agreement with the Phillies.
#71 - Spring Training for the Pitch Clock Guy
Patti and the Pottymouth bask in the glow of watching our boys in the first spring training games. The dying embers of the hot stove bring us a Machado Free Agency obj...
#70 - Pottymouth Just Keeps Apologizing
In just one episode, Pottymouth apologizes to Carlos Asuaje, C.C. Sabathia, and Francisco Cervelli, and says “interpretive dance” and “papiamentu” while Patti condones...
#69 - Patti Wants to Pick a Fight
Frank Robinson was a hero to your NCiB hosts, for Cleveland, for Baltimore, for Washington, and for Puerto Rico. RIP, Frank.
#68 - You Had Me at Baby Dahl
Patti and the Pottymouth enjoy a civilized baseball conversation just hours before the football screaming begins.
#67 - Butts and Biceps
NCiB is killing it with the Winter League picks, but will Venezuelan political upheaval cancel the Caribbean Series?
#66 - Babe Ruth, Deion Sanders, Thor and Loki
In her continuing quest to encourage the watching of winter baseball, Pottymouth teaches Patti Spanish baseball words.
#65 - Pottymouth finds a Dream Job
Yasmani Grandal puts a spark to the hot stove, and Kyler Murray brings back memories of Bo Jackson and Dieon Sanders.
#64 - Redemption
Today’s vocabulary word is “cazatalentos” as MLB scouts visit the Cuba finals for the first time.
#63 - We Warned You, Sabathia
We can’t completely shake our Dominican infielder boyfriend rut, but we add the Dad factor.
#62 - You Throw Like a Girl
Patti and Pottymouth find a soulmate in Cami Kidder, director and producer of the upcoming documentary, “Throw Like a Girl.” Any story that starts in Red Sox fantasy c...
#61 - Pottymouth is a Red Sox Magnet
Are the Diamondbacks and Mariners already tanking on purpose? Why else would Paul Goldschmidt get shipped off to St. Louis? The Nationals say thanks for Patrick Corbin...
