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Dead Balls, Baby Sharks, and the Elusive Shotski
In an unexpected role reversal, Pottymouth steers us away from shotskis and towards responsible behavior and making amends. Patti, meanwhile, says “balls” too much, an...
We’re Gonna Need a Bigger Bandwagon
Part-way through the AL and NL championship rounds, we welcome bandwagon fans. Come on board, we’ll make room for everyone and don’t let anyone tell you you don’t belo...
That F*%#ing Chop
We haven't had a rant like this in a while, so get ready. Pottymouth goes off on that f*%#ing Tomahawk Chop. Everybody was mad at Ronald Acuna Jr. for not one but two ...
We Say “Groin” Way Too Much
In the calm between the regular season and the start of the postseason, we review, regroup, revile, and rejoice.
Chasing History with Pete, Ronald, and Nick
With one week left in the season, is there enough time for Pete Alonso to break the record for home runs by a rookie? Eugenio Suarez breaks the record for homeruns by ...
Holy Crap, it’s the 100th Episode!
So many guys are out for the rest of the season. Some from random and heartbreaking injury, and some from preventable mayhem. The grooming segment is back, celebrati...
Wilson Ramos stole that base fair and square.
After 3364 plate appearances, Wilson Ramos finally stole a base. Ronald Acuña Jr. stole the very same base to join the 30-30 club. Who gets the base? It’s a boyfrien...
Christian Yelich Shows Us a Little Something Extra
Christian Yelich just keeps racking up the points as Patti’s Brewer’s boyfriend. Anthony Rendon and Juan Soto hit historic back to back homers. We continue to prove we...
Dammit Hamate
Players Weekend gave us some fashion statements we loved, and some we really didn’t appreciate. Bone issues keep taking our baseball boyfriends and the second woman um...
Put Us in, Paige, we’re Ready to Play
Patti and the Pottymouth may be updating resumes after our conversation with Paige Hegedus, Manager, Special Events and Affiliate Programming for Minor League Baseball.
“When Guys Shirts Come Off…”
All the young dudes, okay, many young dudes, get some attention from Patti and the Pottymouth this week. Our Atlanta Boyfriends, Ronald Acuna Jr. and Ozzie Albies, are...
Copa de la Diversión: The Hot Fun Cup
Patti and the Pottymouth finally attend a Copa de la Diversión game with the Cangrejos Fantasmas. Once more, in English: we went to a Bowie Baysox game on a “Fun Cup” ...
It’s always Shark Week with Gerardo Parra
Patti’s Cleveland BF Jose Ramirez is on a tear, making that early-season pick of league MVP not so ridiculous. Pottymouth’s Os BF Jonathan Villar is knocking it out of...
Gaylord Perry’s Moonshot
Patti and the Pottymouth celebrate the 50th anniversary of the Moon landing by sharing the story of Hall of Fame pitcher Gaylord Perry and one of the greatest coincide...
We Actually Rooted for the Yankees
We Actually Rooted for the Yankees! The Pulaski Yankees, that is. Patti and the Pottymouth road-tripped again, this time to Pulaski, VA (as Patti says, go to Roanoke a...
Party at Napoli’s
Patti and the Pottymouth fangirled in Cleveland over the All-Star Break. Patti cried meeting Omar Vizquel (“I love Omar”) and Pottymouth stammered during the No Crying...
Don’t Pull a Puig in London
Patti and The Pottymouth are packing their bags for All-Star Weekend in Cleveland, the land of Patti’s birth.
The White Sox and The Nationals are in First Place
Breaking up is hard to do. Cleveland broke up with Leonys Martin, and so must Pottymouth. Patti and the Nationals say goodbye to Trevor Rosenthal, he of the formerly i...
Pottymouth Votes for Mike Trout. Because of Weather.
When did stealing home get to be a thing? Current boyfriend Leonys Martin just did it, and so did former boyfriend Elvis Andrus, and even never-gonna-be-a-boyfriend Ro...
Keuchel and Kimbrel Keep Their Beards
The Nationals do Pride right, but Patti may still write a letter about rainbow jerseys. Big Papi, David Ortiz, heads to Boston for medical care after the shooting in S...
Thoughts, Prayers, and Protective Netting
Is it drafty in here? Pottymouth 1) overviews the MLB draft process in which >1200 high school and college boys get a shot at their dreams, 2) plays the tiny violins f...
Barack Obama is the Best Baseball Boyfriend
Former President Barack Obama hits a first-pitch double, completes a touchdown pass, buys organic produce and recognizes greatness in the children attending after-scho...
Ian Kinsler Out-Pottymouths the Pottymouth
Today’s baseball math includes Victor Robles + Matt Grace = Patti, and Patti + Matt Grace = Gerardo Parra. Yes, it is a birthday / no GoT spoilers show.
Gerardo Parra is Our New Best Friend
Pottymouth’s old Dodger BF Kiké Hernandez works some magic for her new BF Justin Turner and Addison Frickin’ Russell is back.
Getting Fancy with the Stats
Patti and the Pottymouth welcome Jenn Rubenstein of @QueerFancyStats to talk using gmLI, wOBA, and spreadsheets in the service of good.
Carter Kieboom and Vlad, Jr.: The Kids Get to Play!
Two #1 prospects got the call this past weekend and Vladimir Guerrero, Jr. and Carter Kieboom did NOT disappoint. The Youthquake hit Nats Park as Juan Soto and Victor ...
All Flip, No Drill: Standing with Tim Anderson
Patti and The Pottymouth set up the context around the Tim Anderson fracas/ruckus/bruhaha. Can’t ignore that he’s the only African-American player on the White Sox.
“If Trevor Rosenthal Pitches to Chris Davis” is So Last Week
Trevor Rosenthal records three outs and Chris Davis has a three hit game, and all the best memes are over. It turns out that Ozzie Albies’ team-friendly extension is n...
Puig Fuels the Fracas
Patti comes This Close to swearing like a sailor when Trump calls off MLB’s agreement with Cuba. Boyfriend Ronald Acuña, Jr. signs a deal for life-changing money, Chri...
Pottymouth Keeps it PG-13
We meet almost-12-yr-old Shalvah Lazarus, from DC Girls Baseball. If her pitching and first base skills are like her passion and poise as an ambassador for the game, o...